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10:09pm October 20, 2014

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

10:02pm October 20, 2014

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

5:08pm October 20, 2014

seppin:

how come on tv kids always got flat backpacks like when i was in school lifting my backpack was an olympic effort and yall look like u got like two folders n maybe a calculator in there

5:00pm October 20, 2014
4:55pm October 20, 2014

seotaijiandboys:

*fantasizes about living alone, healthy, bills payed, with a nice fenced in backyard for my dogs to play*

4:54pm October 20, 2014
eyecandyandlust:

Why am I laughing so hard

eyecandyandlust:

Why am I laughing so hard

4:48pm October 20, 2014

everything would be okay if i knew there was pizza at the end of it

7:51am October 20, 2014

sometimes i walk the dog for my mom

sometimes i walk the dog for my dad

who ever walks the dog for me?

10:31pm October 19, 2014

spoopious:

it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg

10:31pm October 19, 2014

llttlewolf:

HTGAWM: 5 Archetypes
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